Chris Rock said it best, “They don’t grade fathers, but if your daughter’s a stripper, you fucked up!” I could easily end this blog post on that note, but I’m feeling really jacked right now so I’ll keep the ball rolling.
How much do you know about daddy issues? I’m going to guess you know less than I do, since I’ll be able to impart you with proven research and up-to-date comprehensive analysis that only someone with accelerated knowledge of the topic can provide. To help out daddy issues victims, offenders, and general enthusiasts, I have compiled a checklist that can help any old schmuck identify daddy issue signs before getting too involved, in the hopes of preventing a dreaded altercation later on.
1.) Is she in need of constant recognition, approval, and or love?
2.) In five years has she been single for less than a month?
3.) Does she have a lot of guy friends, denounces befriending other women, or just acts like one of the guys?
4.) Is she generally fucking crazy?
5.) Does she find stripper poles and clear heel platforms appealing? Continue reading