Como Patrons, Noblemen, and Advocates:

For our year or so of existence, we’ve continually promised frequent blog posts and other related writings. I’m not a man of excuses, nor am I some sort of hoaxer, but I feel it is my absolute duty to reach out and testify as to why this promise has been unfulfilled.

TJ, Mike, and I, along with our first-rate collaborators, have submitted innumerable, lengthy blog posts to our producers and financial investors, as per compliance with our creative and distribution agreements. For those unfamiliar with such practices: the posts would’ve gone up on the site after given approval from these benefactors.

As you know, this has not been the case. Unfortunately, our would-be publications were shunned the light of our decorous site and were, instead, shipped out to some of the biggest names in the entertainment industry. Our “trusted” executives shopped our ideas, which were thrown into the development and production of several blockbuster films including, but not limited to: Prometheus, The Hunger Games, and Titanic 3D.

It’s amazing how even the 1997 film, Titanic, decided to completely revitalize itself in a 2012 3D release, after, assumedly, being exposed to some imaginatively illustrative prose written in one of our unpublished posts regarding a forbidden, mid-Atlantic romance.

Needless to say, we let go of our swindling execs and have decided to expose the issue, rather than lament privately. Anyway, after a laborious few weeks of research and investigation, we have found some quality new producers to sponsor our program.

We’d like to thank everyone who has been patiently waiting for not only new podcasts, but also the long delayed release of these actual blog posts. We won’t bore you with our previously unreleased work, as you’ll see much of it on the big screen this year, if you haven’t already.

Without further adornment, please stay tuned for entirely new writings.

God bless all y’all,

Matt
@mtsnyda

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